To be fair, Xzibit's crew have never worked on a motorcycle before. And they heard the owner like's carpentry...
From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!