For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

They're slow and only work for about an hour before they get full, but they get the job done! Eventually...

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!

With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...

Think of it as a really badass rear spoiler.