"Found out that the old pull-handle was permanently attached to the broken cord... so I pinned things down a little!"

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

Lawn mowing is an art, people!

But seriously, this looks like it could be in an art gallery. Not kidding.

And it even matches the color!

God only knows what kinds of foul horrors lurk down there!

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.