From the submitter:
"My hippie parents have been "repurposing" my whole life. This particular creation is a favorite. It doesn't tip over! The sad thing is, that my dad has TWO of them!"
And it even matches the color!
With society going paperless, what's to come of all those paperclips? They can replace springs in lawmowers apparently...
Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?
Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!