At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.
When your spatula fails during an epic grilling session and your chops are on the line you have to do whatever it takes to get back in the action!
Hilarity and/or 3rd degree burns ensue when the little ones hunger for that last piece of bread. ~Not-So-Handy Andy