At last I can realize my dream of whittling vases out of potatoes.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

For when you're in the kitchen but want to feel like you're in the garage.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.

He tried cooking. He tried photography. Unfortunately, he couldn't learn how to do either of those without a proper wireless signal. Well, back to the internet.

~NSHA