But it guarantees you'll be ready for the new iPad the second it comes out.
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.
Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!