Redneck space heater

When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA

At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.

~NSHA

I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!

~NSHA

This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.

~NSHA