I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
This looks like a cooking show inspired by the Saw movies.
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
Proof that everything you learn in college is outside of the classroom.
With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.