At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.
You know, you wouldn't want to get it hot or anything. ~NSHA
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!