You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
This is more of a revelation than that one time I saw Buddha in my quesadilla.
Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA
Fun fact of the day: 4G is actually just a marketing term and by its official definition has yet to be implemented by any company. #themoreyouknow ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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