This is clearly not compliant with state regulations. Your license plate isn't even showing.
named it the El Sportino SS
On second thought both of those sound horrible. Let's just call it a country pickup-mobile.
Sorry Fixers, I'm currently on kludgecation so there will unfortunately be no Historical Thursday. See you next week!
Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy