This is clearly not compliant with state regulations. Your license plate isn't even showing.
On second thought both of those sound horrible. Let's just call it a country pickup-mobile.
I mean, the RV conversion is a nice attempt, but I really think Sasha and Malia could do with a bit more natural light.
If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy