Some day, little guy. Some day... ~NSHA

Did you know the German Beetle can carry up to 50 times its weight? Go ahead, give it a shot. ~NSHA

If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy