On second thought both of those sound horrible. Let's just call it a country pickup-mobile.
Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Now the kids can play while you run your errands!
named it the El Sportino SS
Did you know the German Beetle can carry up to 50 times its weight? Go ahead, give it a shot. ~NSHA
This is clearly not compliant with state regulations. Your license plate isn't even showing.