Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.
While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You couldn't turn a corner in Ariel's home without running into some silverware. ~NSHA
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.