Measure Once, Cut Twice

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Why are Troll contractors the only type of contractors?

Rule #39: Repair Man is a Four Letter Word

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Rule #39: Repair Man is a Four Letter Word
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Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!

~NSHA

Don't Worry, The Satellite Dish is Fine

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Don't Worry, The Satellite Dish is Fine
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We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

When You Can't Stand Up, You Should Probably Quit Drinking

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When You Can't Stand Up, You Should Probably Quit Drinking
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Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.

~NSHA