Protip: Move to Seattle. You'll never have to fix an air conditioner again!
Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
Almost as dangerous as the stairs of Khazad-dum. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.