Clearly, someone couldn't find their koozie.
We don't want you to freeze to death, but don't think that means we want you to be comfortable. Enjoy.
If only this were in 1960s San Francicso, it would be perfectly camouflaged. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
From the submitter:
My neighbor's contraption to keep the rain off you when going into the basement
While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?