No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.
The plastic tabs holding up the shelves on user Melonheaddan's fridge door broke. A replacement door was more than the fridge was worth, so a quick bit of whittling (and use of an angle grinder) and it's as good as new!