No? It's being kidnapped by a maniac in a pickup truck who thinks a single bungee cord will keep it up? Yeah, you better not try to catch it.
No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.
My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"