No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.
Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.
This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.