No matter how many times you open this, you're always going to be disappointed in its lack of beer.
My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"
OSX Snow Leopard only operates in certain environments.
I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.
From the submitter:
"Rented a cottage, took us a while to figure out where the glasses were."
Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.