Uh Huh. "Fire Escape."

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Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...

Don't Knock It Til You Try It

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By Christian Fischer
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You would think they would at least supply a spoon. Some common sense would be nice too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A Crackhead Turns to Tea

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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

Time to Buy a New Power Strip

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Please Tell Me This is Training

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I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If the Wall Panel Says So...

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The Amazing Heat-Producing TV Yule Log

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By Keith Weston
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