From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
They must have been having a fire sale.
Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...
"Where did I put the science?"
"On the 6th floor of a condo I was working at. I checked all the floors, and they're all like this."
"Disconcerting" is the word we're looking for here...