How To Cook Bacon Properly

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Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.

~NSHA

Just Get the Food Hot

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The family's waiting and they don't care what's wrong with the oven.

Please Tell Me This is Training

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I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Uh Huh. "Fire Escape."

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Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...