In a Pinch

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In a Pinch
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No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.

Our Primary Concern is for People to Get Their Electricity Back

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Our Primary Concern is for People to Get Their Electricity Back
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Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Test Monthly. By Plugging In Everything You Can.

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Test Monthly. By Plugging In Everything You Can.
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Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

"If You'd Like to Make a Call, Please Hang Up and Try Again..."

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"If You'd Like to Make a Call, Please Hang Up and Try Again..."
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"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."

What a Leech

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What a Leech
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Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.

~NSHA