Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.
And if those outlets look funny to you, maybe you should check out our handy dandy guide. http://chzb.gr/tsl0hN
If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason for doing this is not to watch videos of dogs.