Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."
No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.
It's so cute when they try and run away from home.