Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

And if those outlets look funny to you, maybe you should check out our handy dandy guide. http://chzb.gr/tsl0hN

~NSHA

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason for doing this is not to watch videos of dogs.

~NSHA

Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.

~NSHA