Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.
Unless you have an extra caribiner and light switch laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy