Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
The more I see, the more questions I have
You and me both submitter, you and me both.
From the submitter:
Had to recharge my camera and phone in Vietnam, some klugding was needed.
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy