Not really, just kidding!

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Because when power is done purely you need to protect it well...

As a crucial part of Los Angeles's new electrical recycling program, this self-sustaining apartment building power connection lets residents use the same electricity over and over again.