It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.
Ice. Cheaper than a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."