There Are Many Things to be Worried About Here

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There Are Many Things to be Worried About Here
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If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA

Our Primary Concern is for People to Get Their Electricity Back

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Our Primary Concern is for People to Get Their Electricity Back
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Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Crafty Mice

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Crafty Mice
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I guess they need a way to power their tiny freezers so they can make tiny mojitos for their tiny mouse friends.

~NSHA