A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.
Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.
It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
Ice. Cheaper than a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy