Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.
Surprise! We put it in the back corner of the house!
Speak softly and carry a freaking huge Gatling gun attached to a wheel barrow.
I hope you don't mind that it's 2 feet shorter. It got clipped by a semi on the way here.
Sir, we ran our of pillars. But I have an idea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy