....guys?

Or at least switch to 12oz cans to delay the inevitable.

~NSHA

Not quite earthquake-safe, but it should hold up during a light breeze.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.

~NSHA

You're just a pre-bridge now. But one day you'll grow up and get the big boy top bunk.

~NSHA