I have absolutely no idea what process engineering is. But from now on whenever hear that word I'm going to think of this. And so should you.

~NSHA

Plug this thing into a Zip Drive and you deserve a Nobel Prize.

~NSHA

The only time when it's acceptable to give a nerd a flower.

~NSHA

She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Fine Macs, you win this round.

~NSHA