The question of who will sit upon the Two-ply Throne has been answered.

"Dude, I'm so high back here." "You high enough to see over my head?" "Yeah."

Your head can rest assured that this will be super comfortable!

This is the leasht you can do, really.

A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

I wonder if it gets good gas mileage.

You really should need a seatbelt for browsing the internet.