"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"
Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.
"Thin piece of board duct-taped to the arm of the chair (with piece of old shirt as base, so no glue gets on the chair) puts the mouse immediately under your hand; the leather glued to the top of the board provides a smooth but low-slip surface for the mouse; and the packing styrofoam from the end of the PC tower (reinforced with duct tape, of course), sits on your lap to put the wireless keyboard at your fingertips."
Your move, carpal tunnel syndrome.
"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"
Looking through the phone book to find a furniture store? Stop right there, you're already home.
