Verizon had a couple options here.
A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. br> br>
B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.
They went with option B...
From the submitter:
"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."
Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.
Troll science at its finest.
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!
That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.