"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.