Wonder if they still get ESPN.

From the submitter:

"This picture was taken at one of my semi-regular stops, an insurance company. They're waiting for office furniture to arrive. I hope it can remain in place until the furniture arrives."

From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

From the submitter:

"My laptop charger only works if it's bent in a gentle curve. So I bent some Q-tips and taped them on for support. Works like new."

Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!

Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...

Power outage? Grab a length of steel automotive brakeline tubing, the straw from a box of Yoo-Hoo, D-cell batteries to make a 6V. Also may require generous amounts of duct tape, electrical tape, bell wire, and boredom.