I heard it works four times as fast in a 4x4.
"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Troll science at its finest.
Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!
From the submitter:
"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."
Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.