From the submitter:
"If he were a car mechanic, I wouldn't have this bumper. Good thing he isn't a baker..."
We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!
"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."
See? This is why I only drive gray cars. Easy color matching!
Then you could say this idea just... well... sprung up!