"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."
Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!
But not essential enough for VW to install on their own. Essential only for looking like a total badass.
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