Better Than Duct Tape?

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Yes. This man drilled holes in his bumper and "sewed" it back together with zip ties.

Bumper to Bumper

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If that truck had a version of those "How's my Driving?" stickers, except it said "How's my Kludging?" I'd call the number.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

How Vermont Does Bumpers

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That's wood from maple trees, so they need to extract the sap to make the maple syrup first.

Bump It Up!

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So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

Those Volvos Never Quit, Do They?

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"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!