Pillbottle Floatball Upthrust

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Pillbottle Floatball Upthrust
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"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

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Keeping Up With The Joneses

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Keeping Up With The Joneses
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

I Fixed the Fan!

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I Fixed the Fan!
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Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!

A Piss Poor Substitute

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A Piss Poor Substitute
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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

When a mom needs to eat.

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When a mom needs to eat.
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it's made from stuffed the ring toys that babies and toddlers play with.

Bottled Bright Ideas

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Bottled Bright Ideas
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Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!