It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA
A one dollar bottle of water in a half million dollar printing press. It is being used to catch drips from the oil leak. And this was the press tech's solution too!
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.