It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.
Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!
"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."
Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.
Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!