A Piss Poor Substitute

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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

Safety First!

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Homemade brake lights - a bulb inside a bottle covered with red plastic, suspended from a wire.

Has a Nice Ring To It

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Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA

Pillbottle Floatball Upthrust

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"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

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DIY Lightbulb Changer

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bottle,coke bottle,plastic bottle,lightbulb
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The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.