I Fixed the Fan!

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bottle,fan,fan cage,fan housing,plastic bottle
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Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!

Has a Nice Ring To It

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bottle,doorbell,dual use,Professional At Work
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Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA

Keeping Up With The Joneses

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bottle,copycat,satellite dish,technology
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

Sitting on Air

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bottle,chair,office chair,water,water bottle
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A.K.A. office chair hydraulics.

Pillbottle Floatball Upthrust

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bathroom,bottle,drainage,float ball,pill bottle,restroom,toilet,toilet tank,upthrust
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"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!

Bottled Bright Ideas

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bottle,car headlight,car light,headlight,jug,water cooler,water jug
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Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!

Mountain Broo

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2-liter,bottle,broom,mountain dew,plastic,two liter
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Sugary sodas: you could do without M!