This is the only way to get around.
Another kludge inspired by the tragic floods in Thailands, see the rest here.
All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.