"All right kids, just sit in the back seat, grab the front end of the boat and hang on!"

A trailer's a trailer, right?

Want to feel the sea breeze on your face? Then attach a boat sun shade to your grill! Scientifically proven to make any backyard wind saltier and fresher! Someone bust out the chap stick!

Jetskidding, it was pretty dumb.

Never fear! The weed whacker is here!