Awww look at those kids riding in a dangerous contraption. They really take after their mother.
It's all about using tools to fix your problems... but what if the tool becomes the fix itself?
You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.
Oh yeah, they better brake all right!
Nothing holds up the mail like an out-of-shape mail person.