Because Having it Out of Reach For 5 Minutes Is Unacceptable

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bike,dual use,gps,Hall of Fame,map,phones,waterproof
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And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

Klassik Kludges: Outta My Way!

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bath salts,bicycle,bike,chainsaw,saw,zombie apocalypse
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With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

They See Me Rollin'

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Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!

Alcohol Powered Bicycle

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Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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bike,dual use,flip flops,locked up
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA