You might want an extension cord for that, guy.
Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.
In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"
Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!
Thus begins the annual pilgrimage home from Burning Man.
That's one way to do a bike lock.