Nobody's Gonna Steal That Bike!

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How many bike thieves have you ever seen carrying around a pair of scissors instead of a bolt cutter?

Stick It In!

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In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"

Suck It, Lance Armstrong

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In a hurry? Late to work because your alarm clock went Benedict Arnold on you and decided not to ring this morning? Then take a page out of Romanian teenager Raul Oaida's book and wire a self-made jet engine to your bicycle! On his first test run, Oaida was able to reach a top speed of 26 MPH. Just think, no more running into work or class and having to recite a litany of sorries to everyone gawking at your tardy ass. Oh the humiliation!