Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If only it had a toilet paper attachment...
When hygiene is involved, it's usually a bad thing.
When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!
I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.
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