Not to mention their free coffee tastes like crap...

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!

So that's how Keystone Light is made!

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You bring the cones, I'll bring the dump truck.

Hey, at least there still won't be any bickering about the seat being left up!