Shall we call them "hot flushes?"

On occasion, a toilet's drainage stopper can have a bit of floating problem, in that it won't be totally airtight. This will make the stopper float upward, causing water to continuously drain out of the tank. Enter scrub brush to save the day (and the water bill...)!

Oh, those crafty ladies at Joanne's!

"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"

Lookin' good, buddy!

Now all it needs is a bunch of dead leaves!