Things got weird when the officer knocked on the door and asked to see his license and registration.
From the submitter:
"The only place for the dryer to vent in the new house is out of a small window inside the downstairs water closet. It took a couple of reused bed slats to get it to stay on the toilet. Safety first!"
Oh right, it's that remote control on the bathtub. Now that's just silly. Backwards, almost.
And I work at a hospital. You should see what we're doing with artificial hearts!